Fun

[Mr_kokaa]

slabutz rau tipu
a gresit la un moment dat: A luat-o prin padure !

[mituc]

http://www.automarket.ro/stiri/cele-mai ... 15876.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Dan pasare]

http://scoala.autoraid.ro/chestionar~test-19.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Acesta e un chestionar auto cu intrebari foarte dificile Vedeti daca il puteti face
Sursa: Commandorsteel.

[commandorsteel]

pana mea... eu unu nu am trecut testu ala auto

daca vreti sa aflati vremea: http://vremeainpulamea.sirb.net/?oras=bucuresti

[IceRidder]

NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'

It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'

A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and . 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.'

Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans. 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.' Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.

'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. 'Come on Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.'

To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.' 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So, I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans. Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.'

Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life. 'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'

Caution...they walk among us!


Exista si poze dar din pacate nu le pot incarca (sunt la munca si e blocat).

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.

It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.' The next day someone stole it!

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff'

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'... (I work with professionals like this.)

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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.


They Walk Among Us!
Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce !!!!

[PsH]

[Bogdan98]

- Ca romanu' nu-i nici unu', unde-s multi putea fi unu'!!
- Fie painea cit de rea, tot ti-o fura cineva.
- Cine NE viziteza ne face ONOARE, cine NU, PLACERE.
- De urata nu-i frumoasa, da'i desteapta, proasta dracu'.
- Ne nastem goi, uzi si flaminzi. De abia dupa aceea lucrurile se inrautatesc.
- In viata sunt doua cuvinte care deschid multe usi: "trage" si "impinge".
- Omul intelept isi face vara sanie si iarna o pune pe foc.
- Cine fura azi un ou si se lasa prins...e bou!!!
- Proverb marinaresc: "Iubeste-ti copilul ca si cum ar fi al tau"
- Nicio fapta buna nu scapa nepedepsita!
- Cum iti asterni, cum vine altul si se culca in locul tau.
- Ai carte, ai cu ce så te stergi la cur.
- Daca totul a iesit bine, inseamna ca ai gresit undeva.
- Mama prostilor e mereu gravida...
- Mai bine burtos de la bere decat cocosat de la munca!
- Lasa pe maine ce poti face azi ca poate maine nu mai este nevoie.
- Nu esti beat atata timp cat poti sta intins pe podea fara sa te sprijini.

[Mr_kokaa]

[candymann]

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[tzun]

http://www.trilulilu.ro/ninjaschinja/d5167a8d4720d7

[Motzoi C4]

Ce parere aveti despre acest individ?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ss8pLvEos[/youtube]
Cred ca l-ati vazut si la stiri, dar aici e varianta completa.E tampit rau

[alex82]

pe mine acest posedat cu siguranta nu ma distreaza ci dimpotriva....ma inspaimanta... stiind cate tone vin in urma sa... oare daca trebuie sa franeze, cand el joaca tontoroiu

[spooky]

din cate vad, nu e filmat in romania...

[m0rpheus]

Cine vrea un trabant coupe??

[wonka]

Apropo de diliu.Am vazut pe o autostrda in Belgia un sofer care dormea la volan.Cine e mai periculos ?